ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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