smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
