You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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