It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I see more hoeing in ur future
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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