You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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