id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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