Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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