party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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