i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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