we're blogging at a bar
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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