Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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