think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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