Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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