Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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