Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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