then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I need a beard to bite.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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