My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.