coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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