I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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