And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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