I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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