then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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