Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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