we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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