His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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