Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm gonna have a badass scar
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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