I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
