Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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