the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
its liver damage thursday
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