You work out of a Hotel?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer