It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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