it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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