I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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