Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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