vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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