i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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