Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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