Where did you get a picture of my penis
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he thought i was a dude.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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