I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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