i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I love you. Go after that dick
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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