Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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