He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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