love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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