Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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