Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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