im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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