he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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