I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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