I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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