Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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