Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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